- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
fuck i did the thing again
sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !
this is the greatest thing
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT